When I retire just give me a garden with a Henitentiary for Wayward Hens and Ducks, an organic vegetable plot, some compost heaps, and a few sheds, oh, and a very patient husband and a cheeky staffie called Charlie. Not alot to ask for.
“You don't have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency..”
Bill Mollison
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